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Friday, January 06, 2006

FUCK the electric company

For the love of anything holy, can someone possibly explain how this is legal?

I wasn't exactly the shiniest apple in the barrel, but I do seem to remember a big section in Civics talking about monopolies. Isn't that what Microsoft just got nailed with last year?

So how in the ever-living FUCK can the electric company continually hike up our rates? Where the fuck is my voice in any of this? Last year, they put up a vote to increase rates. Do you have any idea who the voters for that particular action were, while being perfectly legal? THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING ELECTRIC COMPANY BOARD MEMBERS!!!!! Of COURSE they're going to approve a rate increase!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I am so fucking pissed off right now I want to scream. I just had to pay a $400 electric bill. That's right - $400 fucking dollars!!! For one motherfucking month!

Even better news - next month, the price per thermal (heat) goes up another 30 cents each. I know that doesn't initially sound like a lot, but in a winter month, do you know how many thermals an average house uses? Over 120. Using that math, that's another $36. How long before our bill hits $500?

Let me tell you another little secret to add to all this - we're already living penny by motherfucking penny!!! FUCK!

Yet what are you going to do? I've turned down our thermostat to 62, so it's gonna be nice and fucking cold in here now. Fucking yay!

Do you not pay the bill? Great - now you have no electricity and no motherfucking heat.

"So go and use some other company then," you say? We can't. Know why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER MOTHERFUCKING ELECTRIC COMPANY THAT SUPPORTS THIS AREA.

Yeah - that's right. The electric comany (Xcel you fucking cum guzzling gutter sluts!!!!!) is the only fucking company here. They can keep hiking their rates up every fucking month and there's not a god damn fucking thing we can do about it!

Where the fuck is the justince in all of this? Where? I sacrificed years of my life serving this country besides thousands of others, and what did it get us? An equal chance to be bent over and fucked like everyone else.

So enjoy it while you can Xcel. My only wish at this point is that I manage to eventually get off the grid using solar panels and wind. If that happens, I hope it becomes a movement across the entire country. I hope at that point, that you fucking keel over and die a slow horrible death, drowning in the bile of your own fruits!

FUCK YOU!!!!! Fuck every last one of you money sucking fucking crack whores. I hope you all fucking rot in whatever semblance of hell your particular gods have in store for you. You spent your life raping the poor so you could live a life of extravagance.

GO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Erotic_bloodlu said...

Ya our bill was about $450 mom was pissed as hell so no we have to make sure a lights off if where not in the room and all that good crap...

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Son, the good Lord shows us his lessons in the ways of perserverance. Though times may seem tight, remember that trusting in his path and faith in the scripture will guide you through. If you find that you are tested at times, either financially or spiritually, I'd invite you to pray over the sacrifice that our Lord Jesus Christ has made for us and be thankful that he has provide so much to you in abundance.

Go in peace and God bless

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh... George RR Martin ... A game of Thrones ..

2:31 PM  

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